Worst things about Laurel: Her fat arms Her little voice The fleshy rolls distending the smocked corduroy of her ugly green jumper That...

Lexx tells Tink they need to leave the club—he accidentally pissed on the Pain Viking’s beard and is now concerned he might be tortured...

I always hated my father’s family, but none so much as I hated my Uncle Boris. Boris was a bully, a snob, and a filthy drunk. He’d been...

Rhonda had been working at the Stardust for about two months before Jim, the fry cook, found the portal behind the freezer. He called her...

No one knew what to do about the Holliday twins. They were delinquents. They were miscreants. They were possibly mentally deranged. There...

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The afternoon the machine finally worked, Ross had the men over for cards—Eugene and Clarence from the Rotary Club, Lewis from church,...

When Daniel thought back about the days in the brick house, he remembered the furry bedspread and the nervous cat—George Harrison—that...