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8: Power Suit
Worst things about Laurel: Her fat arms Her little voice The fleshy rolls distending the smocked corduroy of her ugly green jumper That...
Apr 228 min read


7: Prairie Oyster
Lexx tells Tink they need to leave the club—he accidentally pissed on the Pain Viking’s beard and is now concerned he might be tortured...
Apr 107 min read


6: Punch
I always hated my father’s family, but none so much as I hated my Uncle Boris. Boris was a bully, a snob, and a filthy drunk. He’d been...
Jul 16, 202011 min read


5: Fringe
Rhonda had been working at the Stardust for about two months before Jim, the fry cook, found the portal behind the freezer. He called her...
May 5, 20205 min read


4: Twins
No one knew what to do about the Holliday twins. They were delinquents. They were miscreants. They were possibly mentally deranged. There...
Apr 30, 202014 min read


3: Heart
The 1980 Plus One Plastics Mid-Atlantic Management Convention wasn’t the largest event ever hosted in Analomink, Pennsylvania. The 76+...
Apr 21, 20207 min read


2: Cherry
The afternoon the machine finally worked, Ross had the men over for cards—Eugene and Clarence from the Rotary Club, Lewis from church,...
Apr 14, 20208 min read


1: Fondue
When Daniel thought back about the days in the brick house, he remembered the furry bedspread and the nervous cat—George Harrison—that...
Apr 7, 20203 min read
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